Absolute Twaddle
Friday, February 19th, 2010The other day, I thought to myself, gee, I haven’t been sick in quite some time.
Well, guess what?
Yesterday I awoke ill, and unwilling to move. Same today. Just not feeling it.
My nose has been rubbed by tissues so many times it now has similar consistencies to that of large-grain sandpaper and causing my thoughts to move through a sort of mental sludge akin to molasses on a cold day.
So, my apologies, readers, there will be no comic today. As satisfaction to my readers, I invite you all to watch this point-by-point how-to on how gentlemen should go about dueling.